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Jacking off is after you play withself and can't hold back the pleasure and excitement you just created playing with your self, then you cum.
I love to play with myself while looking at pics of girls on the internet. I can do this for hours and really love it. I like to put rubber bands around my balls, they make them bounce around alot while jacking and feeels real good to me. I like girls to watch me play with myself also , mostly they just laugh, especially when I can't hold back any more and finish playing by jacking off. Watching me cum, they laugh alot , I love it.
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When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to orgasm.
Being finger deep in a girl's ass and pushing around the turd to get her to orgasm.
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when someone is refering to their phone/cell phone as the jack otherwise "Call the phone/cell"
yo, am out hit the jack if u need me.
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1. Similar to the muffin top the Hungry Jack effect occurs when a person, usually female wears clothes that obviously fit a starving Indonesian orphan. The result is a large lump of fat hanging precariously over the clothing. This phenomenon is called a Hungry Jack because the fat explosion resembles a pack of half-opened biscuits. Both fat/dough are trying to escape their containers with no prevail. Hungry Jacks of world: please cover up your mounds of excess flesh. Unless your aim is to frighten small children and large dogs, you serve no purpose.
Dumb Girl: OMG I weigh 200 lbs but no one can tell in my size 0 pants from Abercrombie!
Smart Girl (aka me): Actually you look like a busted can of Hungry Jack biscuits lard ass. It's called treadmill. Use it!
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A type of manbag, but far more cool! Used by Jack Bauer of 24 to carry his awesome and unlimited arsenal of weapons to take on the terrorists that threaten the US
Jack: Dude, that manbag is so lame, you need to get yourself a Jack Sack
Tony: Copy that
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A film released in the 70's that contains the greatest dialogue and fight scene in the history of cinema.
Billy Jack: "I’m going to take my right foot, and I’m going to whomp you on that (pointing to the left) side of your face, and you know something? There’s not a damn thing you’re going to be able to do about it."
Villain: "(sarcastically) Really?"
Billy Jack: "(light heartedly) Really."
Billy Jack proceeds to kick the chubby man on the left side of his face, knocking him to the ground.
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