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A loser who bullies intelligent kids because he has no life. Specially Jacob Little at my school.
Idiot: woah Jacobs cool
Me: go die fag or is it opposite day
Jacob usually a really hot sexy guy who acts super tough but can be a real softy he is a fuck boy but he is always loyal. he has a big dick and is down to smash, he loves to flirt and is definitely a keeper if meet a jacob def get to know him and chances are you'll love him but he probablywon't ask you out so you need to take charge and ask that sexy beast out!
girl1: omg jacob is so freaking hot!
girl2: i know
girl1: i think he likes me but idk if he's gonna ask me out...
girl2: then ask him before another girl takes him
girl1: okay
A Jacob is a furry roleplayer who has violent tendencies and uses the Bible as an excuse for his actions. A Jacob is the type of person to repeatedly kick people under tables in the library after having a deep conversation about boundaries. Even though he's unbelievably weird everyone loves him and would throw hands with anyone who crossed him.
Person one : "This guy said he was going to stone me in the name of the Bible. He looks like he vapes."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."
Now that I’ve got your attention. HELP!!! IVE SOMEHOW BEEN SUCKED INTO THIS WEBSITE AND MY PHYSICAL AND MENTAL EXISTENCE IS STUCK INSIDE URBANDICTIONARY.COM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!
Hey Jacob… YOURE STUCK IN A FUCKING COMPUTER VIA URBANDICTIONARY
person1: hey it's jacob!!
person2: yea he's pretty sexually attractive and exciting.