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you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend
guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!
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When your local Linn is annoying you, you just want to kick her but it's against the rules and with kick a Linn day (the 9th of December) you get permission to kick Linn.
Did you know it's a kick a Linn day
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to get out of a bad relationship with an unstable female, while having her think it was her idea, thereby sparing oneself vicious reprisals.
"Yo that psycho bitch was blowin my shit up and creepin by my crib every nite like it was her job, so I kicked MySelf to the curb!"
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when a man ejaculates on his foot and then kicks an unlucky girl in the face.
Dude she is such a whore that i just had to tennessee thrust kick her.
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the game of kicking a fire hydrant
step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied
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October 23rd is the day to kick punch and slap all white people
Tyrone: let's kick Jacob today, its national kick a white day
J.G: Bet
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basically kick your ass but misspelt because who said it is a #dummy ❤️
i will kick you ass
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