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Bumper-sticker slogan of NRA supporters, which states an obvious fact and insinuates that gun-control proponents are ignorant of it. It is grounded in the belief that gun-control would be ineffective because situations where someone would not have died if a gun had not been present do not arise or are much more rare than situations when fear of retaliation deters violence.
NRA guy: Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
Regular person: Don't guns enable people to kill people?
NRA guy: No, that never happens.
Regular person: Statistics show much less gun violence in comparable countries with gun-control.
NRA guy: Using statistics is unfair.
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The act of flushing a toilet after you used it, and then unknowingly flushing it again while it is still flushing, resulting in a failed flush attempt and a hollow flush sound. However, if for waiting 9 seconds, the crap is still in there, Double kill it.
All the other men stared awkwardly at Bob when he went for a double kill in the urinal. Why would he double kill? He wasn't crapping. It was completely unnecessary.
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When you say k too much, autocorrect has a mind of it's own and corrects it to Kill the KKK
"autocorrect corrected it to kill the kkk"
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When someone is so horny they growl like a cat.
Colton: DAMN. I'm so fuckin horny right now.
Alex: Oh me too Colton
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RWWWARRRWWWWWW!!!
Colton: Now that was some cat killing pleasure Alex.
Alex: Just don't tell anyone we did it.
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Gaming term used by retards to show wanting ppl to die in large numbers
Brad: what do u think we should do mason it's 2v10
Mason: ooooo kill em
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The definition of Krieg, kvlt, Grim and Necro, all at once. Also Brutal and Raw.
Tarantula Kill Squad is God.
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When you go drive around the rural areas trying to run over rabbits. Once a dead rabbit or squirrel has been attained, you have sex with it's flattened body.
Paul: I was bored on Saturday, so I went on a drive. I accidentally hit a rabbit, but I couldn't waste it's body. So I had sex with it.
Simon: A Dirty Road Kill? Your insane. But KINKY!!!
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