San Andreas Fault Line

The San Andreas Fault Line is a sexual maneuver where a male spreads his partner's buttcheeks and proceeds to defecate in his partner's spread buttcrack. Once he has finished, he then presses his partners's buttcheeks together. He then proceeds to shake his partner's butt in any way he can, which can include but is not limited to shaking or slapping. While he is doing this, he is screaming "EARTHQUAKE". After he is finished, he calculates how much feces escaped the buttcrack during the earthquake and gives it a rating on the Richter Scale.

"When my girlfriend said we should go to California to see the San Andreas Fault Line, I didn't expect an earthquake THAT big."

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Mason-Dixon line

A line in the United States between the North and the South where Yankees go to take a shit and Confederates go to eat.

Rebels head north to the Mason-Dixon line for dinner, while the Damyankees slide south to take a crap.

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pick up line fucker

Person who steals somebody else's pick up line to get ass

I was trying to get some ass, but Joe interrupted by being a pick up line fucker.

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Conga line (Dwayne 2)

In FFXIV, in e12s, during the second set of rocks for titan. Players will form a line form N to S through the boss. When markers appear, the person with the blue markers that is closer to N will go N, and the player closer to S with blue marker will go S.

We do Conga line (Dwayne 2).
Let's ride that conga line through titan.

Conga line = best line.
Brand new strat, straight from Japan - do the conga line.

Get George Bush on the line

1.take a shit

Excuse me, I gotta get George Bush on the line.

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sergei pick up line

It is basically a really bad pick up line, mostly used by desperate weirdos in an attempt to pick up girls. They are usually taken off of google and copied and pasted into a girl's inbox.

*Phone vibrates*
Text message reads: "I think that you are quite resourceful, intelligent, and wise. Your outer beauty bring out the good will of your soul".

"Wow, Josh is totally using a Sergei pick up line".

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Los Angeles Coke Line

When a threesome is occurring, with two girls and a guy, before ejaculating the guy pulls out and nut in a line on a table. One of the girls then precedes to snort the semen and hock it into her mouth and then spits it into the other girl's vagina; therefore impregnating the girl.

Mom to Son: "Son don't worry about being the accident your brother is a product of the Los Angeles Coke Line."

Son to Mom: "Thanks Mom!"

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