low rage wednesday

the need to keep your anger down mid week, so that you don't kill your co workers.

The doctor, angered by the repetitive questions asked by his staff, took a deep breath, said "its low rage Wednesday" smiled, and walked back in the exam room.

Gains-low

Person who makes no gains in the gym.

Ainsley is gains-low

Low Tide

Low Tide Cocktail
By R. Craig Zipkis

2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water

A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)

Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).

Give me a Low Tide with a Garbage Barge, hold the Bay Scum.

Low tide

Badly receding hairline

Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide

Low patrol

A definition for a community which is too "cool" to be regarded as peasants : but are still peasants.

" RUN it's the LOW PATROL"

low ready

The state between completely flaccid and erect, typically entered after seeing someone attractive.

Dude, Stacy put me in low ready.

low-nosing

Sniffing cocaine

“We’re going low-nosing tonight”