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Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine

by asbesito May 5, 2023


Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018


another machine

1- Derpylinha

Derpylinha is another machine

by Deprylinha June 13, 2021


slime machine

(n) A type of dunk tank used for showering or dumping slime on a person.

I'm heading to the slime machine.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023


dub machine

some one that always wins, thereby “catching a dub

SAM: Yo Neel how do you stay grinding and winning all the time ?
NEEL: dude, I’m a dub machine!

by pithyul May 25, 2020


Breeding Machine

A type of sexual slang used for someone who can't stop making babies or having sex.

Wow! She is such a breeding machine!

by xenament July 10, 2024


dustball machine

a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.

Billy Bob just made a really bad call so a shot him with my dustball machine.

by MEHmeh March 2, 2006