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A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
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A person (male) who makes you believe that you have a real shot with them, but in the end, he is actually likes your friends. He sets up this false reality by giving you looks, making you believe that you actually impact him, but don't be fooled, these connections don't mean much to him.
My male spawn of torment happens to be Derrien, a person who I believed had feelings for me, but instead , loved my friends.
Shan is possibly the best thing that ever happened to you. He is easy to fall in love with, sexy af and childish in a funny, loveable way. You should be careful not to loose Shan, you probably won’t find him again and you’ll take a long time to get over him. Shan will typically be a strawberry blonde and a narcissist, but you’ll get over that because you love him just so much.
“I wish I still had Shan’s Snapchat.”
“Good luck! Shan (male) is very hard to find.”
The lowest form of male. Lower than Beta. A complete great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly.
Macca Male: Lower in the hierarchy of males, beneath beta.
Wow this man's clearly a prime Macca Male.. I'm feeling physically sick just being in his presence.
when a man pusses out far more than a woman does about pain
imaginary male pussy pains where they tittbag about everything
A MUN. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. MUNS.
I created BeJrooOOMing male's I am the Supreme BeJrooOOming. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙.
He is the funkiest guy you'll meet in your life time. Don't make fun of him or he might smite your neck like a cracker.
A:Hey I met cutie called Dora
B:Oh... I didn't know you were lesbian
A:Oh no, no he's just a Male Dora