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The act of waking up a person by slapping them with an erect penis.
Woke up my girlfriend with the Meat Alarm this morning. At least one of us got up on the right side of the bed!
used to describe homosexuals, fags, queers, gays, or any man who enjoys wrestling, jerking, sucking, taking it in the ass, or packing fudge
Me- Remember Simmons?
Reid- Oh yeah that dude was a total meat wrestler. he packed more fudge than freddy mercury
I don't get it, I see straight girls with their toungues down eachother's throats but I give my homie one little meat kiss and suddenly I'm gay.
A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.
Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.
Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.
Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.
That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.
The method 'forgetting' the lubrication but going ahead and trying to force anal sex anyway.
"I wanna give my bird anal tonight but we are out of lube, guess I'm going to be meat scuffing again"
A nibble of delicious meat to get some savory protein in your body to tide you over til mealtime. Or just to narsh on something delicious. Usually in a size that would fit on a kabob, or a small handful.
"Hand me that tray of salami, ostrich jerky bites, little wienies, bacon slices, pieces of fried liver mush, chicken nuggets, etc. I need a meat snack!"