sarcastic tone of voice when someone is saying something obvious
mum: books are made out of paper
child: MIND BLOWN!
It usually occurs when you are trying to expose someone's inability to perform a certain action because you are already aware that he/she can't get it right.
You are giving a mind test when you give a flimsy excuse and ask someone that has never driven a car to take your car key and drive you back home.You have already known the answer before asking that person to drive you home.
"to lose one's mind" is an epigram meaning the subject whose mind was lost is thinking and/or behaving irrationally or inappropriately
With multiple daily conflicts with you, you couldn't give me a break one time, but the one time the tables are turned, you expect me to give you a break? You've lost your mind.
When your class is out of control so you give them less homework work time by making them hide their eyes from you with their heads down not talking or making any noise of any kind.
Do we need to go into a mindful minute?
An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.
Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!
Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.
Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.
People who pronounce the sound "il" like "el"
Ex. Ellegal
Person 1: I love Ellinois
Person 2: *pulls out a fucking shotgun* you ell minded worgjhlaiwr;filaerhguwre.ghapeurhflusdhflishgiulareghsluaerghlesurghsufgilsuerglghlseiruh