Random
Source Code
Random
He’s a real fuck professor. This dude’s wiener is, like, really big, like, you would think he has two or three penises. Yeah. Yeah! And, like, everyone loves him and wants to do him for his hot bod. But, more importantly, he has an empathetic attitude, a curious and open mind, the heart of a poet, and will show the depths of feelings in the rare moments he’s not jizzing giant loads of cum on his many lovers. He’s got a bunch of houses and cars and money and books and art and shit like that but he hides it well because he’s very humble. Looks-wise, a solid 7.3/10.
I know Nathan. He’s probably boning a thousand supermodels right now. I’m Matt, and I’m not.
A man slut who steals your best friend and is a terrible boyfriend to your friend they will break up and he is an idiot and should not be trusted
Nathan’s such a pussy he should die
A Nathan is usually a tall, funny person. They get all the girls, but are very “lanky.”
Chad: yo, look at that cool dude
Jack: yeah, he’s a Nathan
A strong, sexy, caring person. Normally blond, blue eyes, white. Is a women magnet.
Person #1 : You see that guy he sexy
Person #2 : Ya, that Nathan
Nathan is a dumb guy who is rude to everyone and eats ice cubes, Nathan’s are the type of person who hide their emotions and like staring at people into their eyes. They like to think they have a big pp but they don’t have one
Girl: his pp is so small
Girl#2: it’s because his name is Nathan
Girl: ohhhh
hes the hot single in your area. shy. hot. smart. caring. and most of all, hot. did i mention hot?.
girl: dang, is that nathan? hes so cute