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Jordan (johr-dahn)- Jordan is a major douche and doesn't understand real love. He may seen cute at first to may but he isn't as true as you think. Jordan is popular and has many friends, but you should stay away from him. Jordans are heart-breaker and may be pathological liars. He isn't very smart and is known for asking stupid questions. Beware of Jordans.

OMG Jordan literally broke up with me! That heartbreaker doesnt understand my passion!

by xxFacts4LIieXx December 3, 2019


Jordans

Shoes that are associated with African-Americans.

Don't step on my new Jordans.

by Kenton Makings October 31, 2018


Jordan

A girl who is beautiful and kind. She is an absolute badass and is super fun to hang with. Likes playing video games and typically hangs out with da boys. Usually seems tough and hard to talk too but once you get to know her you might fall in love. Beware, a Jordan might take your heart by surprise. Also, a Jordan likes to enjoy nature but also will crush you in a Roblox Obby.

Dude- "This girl is awesome, she plays video games, hunts, and fishes."
friend- "I know she's Jordan, be careful you might fall in love."

by May 30, 2021


jordan

Jordan no

jordan: A athletic basketball player the in fact the best freshmen basketball player, yet to be in the nba. Georgia bulldog fan don't wear alabama crimson tide or any such so other than georgia around him. very bad attitude does not fuck with anyone, so don't talk shit about him or it won't be a very good day for you.

by aajj1212 September 26, 2019


Jordan

She is very and bright in the mind. Jordan is a mix between an introvert and an extrovert. She has some friends but she doesn't have very many. Jordan also doesn't understand personality types. She is short, or else she is average height. She hasn't had any boyfriends, except 1 who basically didn't count, and she had one that she liked and didn't like but people kind of ruined it for her- at least for most Jordan's. Jordan is very pretty and usually pretty fit. She has an open mind and is very happy even though she may not seem that way. Sometimes she is upset or stressed with some things in her life but not normally. She is very kind and CAN NOT make ANY good jokes- they are only funny because of how bad they are. Jordan's LOVE kids, she wants to play with them all the time and she thinks they are super fun. Jordan has pretty long beautiful eyelashes. She is not so good at paying attention though. Although she can still do her homework, it just takes her hours unless she is in a homework vibe or productive, do stuff, get done vibe. Jordan goes through and has lots of different vibes. Jordan likes to play sports, especially swim team.

"Hey look there is Jordan sitting over with Lane!"

"Oh, she just fell off the bench laughing!!"

by Heyheyheyyy1800 February 4, 2021


Jordan

Jordan is a big dickhead, but he is very loyal and is a great friend. He tends to be kind of weird and acts like dickhead towards everyone at times. People have a crush on Jordan but nobody knows why or how they do. He is also retarded in science and access.

“ Damn Jordan is in a dickhead mood today! ”

by peachydays November 23, 2018


Jordan

very odd person, massive cock, loves to draw, and sub par at volley ball, almost always single.

girl 1: Jordan is such a nice guy and have seen his artwork

girl 2: you may have seen his artwork but have seen his dick its massive

by Ayuwoki December 6, 2021