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Green Mountain Swamp Hunt

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting

Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud

by Endlessecho May 18, 2021


Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

by TattooistByDay September 25, 2015


Rocky Mountain Butt Disease

A disease mostly affecting people from tropic and sub tropics environments, RMBD is contracted when one of these people attempt spending a winter in the Rockies, and then end up staying indoors for 5 months. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, an increase in waist size, and a much larger gluteus maximus, pale pasty skin, and a smell of poor hygiene.

Jane moved here last summer from Cali and ended up catching Rocky Mountain Butt Disease.

by BAM2018 October 7, 2020


Mountain collide

When someone you know turns out to be gay and tells you he is really into assbumping. This refers to the colliding of 2 mountains. Als refers to the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Ho-lee-fuck, did you hear Bert pulling a mountain collide yesterday?

by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021


mountain dookie

The nasty-ass shit you take after chugging four cans of mountain dew in the morning. Also known as mountain deuce.

Yo man where's Jimmy? I can't find him anywhere. Class starts in 10 minutes.

I think he's on the can dropping a mountain dookie.

by Pdoody July 13, 2012


Mountain Goat

A person that resides in the blue mountains Australia just out side Sydney.

Be careful going to the Montains wouldn’t want to mess with a mountain goat aye

by October 18, 2020


Marbach Mountain

Marbach is a municipality in the district of Entlebuch in the canton of Lucerne in Switzerland.

Marbach Mountain is a name incorrectly given to any area to ski and snowboard in the municipality, particularly by British tourists.

"Did you hear what Matt and Jo got up to on Marbach Mountain?"

"There is no such place dufus - but tell me about them anyway."

by DI Rebus February 8, 2012