While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud
I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.
A disease mostly affecting people from tropic and sub tropics environments, RMBD is contracted when one of these people attempt spending a winter in the Rockies, and then end up staying indoors for 5 months. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, an increase in waist size, and a much larger gluteus maximus, pale pasty skin, and a smell of poor hygiene.
Jane moved here last summer from Cali and ended up catching Rocky Mountain Butt Disease.
When someone you know turns out to be gay and tells you he is really into assbumping. This refers to the colliding of 2 mountains. Als refers to the movie Brokeback Mountain.
Ho-lee-fuck, did you hear Bert pulling a mountain collide yesterday?
The nasty-ass shit you take after chugging four cans of mountain dew in the morning. Also known as mountain deuce.
Yo man where's Jimmy? I can't find him anywhere. Class starts in 10 minutes.
I think he's on the can dropping a mountain dookie.
A person that resides in the blue mountains Australia just out side Sydney.
Be careful going to the Montains wouldn’t want to mess with a mountain goat aye
Marbach is a municipality in the district of Entlebuch in the canton of Lucerne in Switzerland.
Marbach Mountain is a name incorrectly given to any area to ski and snowboard in the municipality, particularly by British tourists.
"Did you hear what Matt and Jo got up to on Marbach Mountain?"
"There is no such place dufus - but tell me about them anyway."