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The cutest pookie to ever have pookied. Alongside his beloved Flak_Fire, Steve is an unstoppable force.
"Oh fuck, It Forceful Steve."
*Giggling intensifies in the distance.*
A woman that is on her period and twerking at the club on someone. When she stops and sees a red stain on the pants of the one being twerked on, then asks "did I do that"?
Noun. Did I do that? As she sees her period blood on the pants of the one being twerked on. Steve twerkle on his pants
When Steve has ascended beyond Ultimate Steve, he reaches a form second only to God himself
"He has reached the power of Giga Steve!"
Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room
Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years
Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room
Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years
ie: noun.
The most hallowed of pizzas, The Big Steve is a feast fit for Kings named after all Steve's natural pizazz and regal demeanor. It is the sustinance of gods, created by a master chef using only the finest quality ingredients from the world's most provacative locals. Chef's who are renowned and educated enough to craft this delicate and savory dish are to be worshiped like the king's and queens they serve. The aroma wafting from this delicacy is enough to make even the most strong willed vegan or perverbial "health nut" bend the knee and give in to their temptation. The parmesan garlic Alfredo sauce is reduced in a slow simmering sauce pan with hints of rosemary and oregano. The chicken is grilled flawlessly over the coals of a dying star. The grain used to craft the crust as well as the green peppers, sometimes reffered to as "the apple" in religious texts, placed atop this perfect pie are grown within the garden of Eden. Only the most prestigious examples of human kind such as Chuck Norris, Gandhi, or Fred Flinstone, are capable of devouring The Big Steve in it's entirety. If you are ever blessed with a pizza known as "The Big Steve", you should first thank God that he has blessed you and your taste buds that day, and secondly devour as much as you possibly can as this gift will likely not be bestowed upon you twice in the same lifetime.
Dude 1: Dude, my dad is going by Domino's tonight and he's gonna order "The Big Steve"!!!
Dude 2: Man that's freaking awesome, don't forget to bow before it when it comes through the door.
A shy young man, compensates for a small peepee by abusing his mates on Fortnite and other online games. He tries to show that he's though by getting 7 kills in in creative, and chats shit to everyone about how good he is, only to get killed right after dropping into a full bot lobby.
Huxley, "Touch Grass!"
Sweaty Steve, "Naaahhh, what do you mean. I killed you 4 times in creative bro". You also got a mad forehead."
Huxley, "Shut up I freaking hate you!"
Steve, *rage quits*