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May 7 & November 13 are the 2 days where the most SEXIEST people are born. Don’t ever let them go. Don’t ever!
Man they are such a sexy couple!
No wonder they’re born on May 7 And November 13!
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When you go off to New Zealand to have a 7-way with complete strangers. It’s open all hours of the night and there’s a chance someone might catch a STD.
Tobias: Hey Riley, I got several of my mates at my house tonight and we need just one more person to perform a New Zealand 7/11.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.
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a person who pulls all women and watches cars in his spare time
“hey did u see that karam was with all those girls yesterday”
“yh it’s cause he holds 7 fingers up in his photos”
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the best eren jaeger fanfic made by kw_writes but was sadly discontinued.
Josh: Yo you read the 7 minutes in heaven eren thing on ao3?
Aidan: Nah but my girl did
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The feeling of nostalgia and sadness when you see your friend was online 7 years ago. Sometimes you wonder what happened on that day they went offline. Did they die? Did they lose their console and got a new one but forgot you? Did they just stop playing games? Sometimes we may never know. But all we can hope is that they are okay and living well.
Friend: Oh yeah I gotta go to bed now, I'll play with you again tomorrow.
Me: Ok gn dude I gotta finish homework so yeah
*7 years later, finds old console that I used to play on*
*Plugs console in*
*Checks friends list to see if your friend still plays*
Last online 7 years ago
A conspiracy theory stating that there are no full time employees at 7/11 Gas Stations, but rather, that it is a series of part time jobs. Even the management works for no more than 20 hours a week, and is replaced every few months.
Slurpees can't melt tooth enamel. 7/11 was a Part Time Job.
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A feeling all gamers have when their freind never comes back online after a match of cod or minecraft
(Xavier) hey dude i got to go lets finish this house tomorrow
(Alex) cya
Last Online 7 Years Ago
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