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A way better way of saying "spill the tea"
Girl 1: I have some major gossip
Girl 2: OML make me fall
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When at least two people are smoking marijuana from a pipe or spliff, and someone in the rotation is talking or just wasting time that can be used to smoke or practice karate. This terrible act is rewarded by a swift kick in the testicles or a slap to the mouth.
When the pipe got to him, he started Making Love To The Thing, so we had to take it away from him and give him a nice slap.
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Q. Hey, you gonna be making some bagels on Wednesday night?
A. No, I'm not gay thanks. Stop talking to me.
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yo tom we need to make peace with the earth nigga.
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Genetic make-up is when you see someone who has one astounding feature and nothing else (such as a great ass but a flat chest and a butterface.) It's God's way of making it up to a person for screwing them in every other way.
God: "Hey, sorry about the flat chest, bad skin, and no brains. Here's an amazing ass. It's my genetic make-up to you."
God: "Yeah, I made you tall, thin, and socially awkward. I'll make it up to you. Here's a 10 inch crank."
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When sex goes to hire a PR firm
Clara: We were making love....
Friend: Cut the crap and why don't you say you were having sex
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Polite term my family uses for a fart, usually a silent one of unknown origin.
David, have you just made a smell again?
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