Night eating

When you get up in the middle of the night and eat half of the fridge with no recollection the next day.

Geez Nikki, you're night eating leaves us nothing to eat for breakfast.

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Night Witch

A Night Witch is code for a young boy's first nocturnal emission. It references an achievement gained on the phone app, Clash Royale.

Father, I am now a man! I finally got the Night Witch! I knew one day it would cum!

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date night

in order to keep a bond fresh and healthy you make time for the occasional date night
no phones allowed

"its date night, boo. tonight i want you to choose my outfit, do my hair and makeup. tonight is only for you. as it is for me. I want to make you feel so good"

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night bump

(from the phrase 'things that go bump in the night') something that is unusual or strange.

I saw a night bump moving around my courtyard last night.

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through the night

If you think he's cute you better tell him.

"You are a cute man. And you are funny and sexy. I love spending time with you."
"You are repeating your line"
"Its not a line. Its whats on my mind. Why are you in your Accuso Mode?"
"You accused me (!) first of only going after your ass. which i would never do coz its ugly."
"It was not an accusation but an imitation of what i had read on ud minutes before and i thought it was you."
"It wasnt"
"Well then nevermind"
"We should be naked more often, kissing and hugging. These weird conversations are not getting us anywhere. Come here now. I need you to help me make it through the night."
"Oh bebbe
you're right
On my way"

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dice night

an alternative to a pub crawl but with the same overall intention - going out with friends and drinking - only this time using a dice.

assign different pubs a number on the dice (take two dice if u want), take it turns to roll, and go to the corresponding pub, drinking a pint and moving on.

the purpose is that it stops you getting stuck in a rut with your nights out, and can improve conversation as well as meeting people and the potential for interesting occurances.

"now then lads, who's up for a dice night tonight? I'll bring the dice, meet you in Ye Olde Starre Inne at 7pm."

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sunday night insomnia

The inability to fall asleep at a resonable time due to staying up all night Friday and Saturday

Friend: Dude, why are you so tired?
You: I got 4 hours of sleep cause of sunday night insomnia.

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