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Defines a shed containing a seat with a hole cut in it with which to piss, shit, vomit or any other disgusting bodily function into said hole. Also known as an outhouse.
Jebediah: "I caught Zeke and Earl finger fuckin' each other in the pissing shed again last night!"
Zedediah: "FUCK!, You mean I missed it?"
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When you piss for longer than a minute. Mostly after you just wake up.
"I woke up this morning, and had to blister piss so bad"
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Going pee outdoors, preferably in a quiet place with a nice view.
Aw, man! I had a scenic piss in that forest and it was the most chill thing ever!
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When Someone or Something is Said to be Extremely Soft or Weak.
1.
Person 1: "is Jay coming to Grafton?"
Person 2: "nup he's Piss Weak!"
2.
Person 1: "That Bloke Wants to Fight me Aye"
Person 3: "don't worry he couldn't hurt a fly, he's Piss Weak"
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When a man urinates on his nutsack due to having an extremely small penis. The urine flows through the awkward crease between a males testicles that is formed by the skin of the scrotum.
In other words, you cockola is too short to refrain from pissing on your nuts. Therefor causing the piss funnel.
"After getting stung by a jellyfish I really needed someone to piss all over my leg. I preferred not to get piss anywhere else except my leg. Thank God Tom came to the rescue with his piss funnel(small cockola) and provided a neat single stream with no splatter." Thanks Tom.
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The act of doing nothing, stalling, or just plain dicking around.
Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.
Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)
Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.
"Guys, seriously, stop piddle-pissing or we're going to be late."
The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."
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In skateboarding, pushing with your front foot instead of your back foot. Also called mongo push. It is considered to be bad form. See also Pushing Mongo
The hottop had a slight slope so she only had to piss pedal one way.
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