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“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”
“Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”
When you laugh and fart at the same time. Your muscles are contracting to your laughter giving your fart small breaks making it even funnier.
When Rachel told a joke Sarah got the chuckle pumps!
A short, young female who enjoys sex in every way possible.
That little pump troll took it in all three holes and begged for more.
The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.
Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."
Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."
Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"
Friend 2: "No idea."
Alternative term for penis
Olga was getting freaky with my sugar pump last night!!
The sexual act of penetrating a prolapsed anus...
Your anus looks prolapsed! Do you mind if I pump trunk?
A blue pump shotgun fired by Julian Sergi on the eve of February 26th to score an additional 2 points in the revolutionary LEAGUE ; ultimately leading to 19 - 18 victory for the OPRF Moist Buildups.
That was a clutch dub bro but it was no pump heard round the world.