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Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020


it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take whats ours

the rock line haha funny lolllllllllllllllll the rock wok eyebROW

it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take whats ours is my favrioute part of face off

by dradekon December 21, 2021

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I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!

One of the most powerful Technoblade quotes

“I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!”
At this moment Quackity knew, he f*ked up

by Jasper Mets May 26, 2021


can i put my balls in your jaws

u want to put your balls in there jaws and your lonely and horny

can i put my balls in your jaws stepsis

by cock licker900069 August 25, 2021

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to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream

1. To be much better at something than someone else
2. To diss someone so thoroughly that no comeback is possible

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream:
1. Rickie Lee Jones puts her smoke out in Edie Brickell's ice cream (thanks to lexicondevil at The Onion AV Club)
2. That queen tried to diss my outfit, but then I totally put my smoke out in her ice cream.

by djprobed June 11, 2007

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put on my raving shoes and i boarded a plane?

When a kid is brought up to beleive that being different is cool they take to music known as rave or trance. Scooter is AND WILL ALWAYS be the leader of this movement.

Examples of people who follow this movement are ViBe, SiNisTer, 3d and noone else on the planet.

by {DnF}MAG^ October 21, 2004

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Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.

"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008

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