Red Shoes

"Red Shoes" is a codeword for a great set of tits. This codeword was originated circa 1999 and is a perfect cover for notifying a group of friends of a great rack.

1. Holy shit! Look at those awesome red shoes!

2. Dude, check out these approaching red shoes....I want to motorboat the shit out of those bad boys.

RMS

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Red Arrow

The act of smearing Tabasco sauce on ones shaft and entering either the anus or vagina. causes great discomfort.

ideal for revenge sex or breakup sex, or Indonesian prostitute sex.

if you are the one delivering the special delivery, be sure to wear AT LEAST one condom.

Hawkie- " isnt that your ex? "

Jules- "yeah..."
Hawkie- "she doesn't look to good, she can barely walk"
BO- "yeah, me and jules red arrowed that slurry"
Hawkie- "poor bitch"

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red end

Similar to 'Bell end'
The 'red' end of ones penis when erect.

'Get your red end out, i want it in my arse' said Marion

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Red and Blue

The act of taking one's cellular phone, while high, and using it to distort your eyes.

Preferably at night, stare at an object, such as a tree or sign. Keep both eyes fixed on that object and lift your cell phone to your right eye. Continue to keep your eyes on the object and your phone lit. After 30 to 45 seconds, remove the phone and look around. One of your eyes will only see red and one will only see blue.

It's insane when you're high. Everything seems to be in 3D. Have your friends fake punch you in the face or something.

What do you want to do? Maybe a little Red and Blue.

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Red Zone

The Red Zone Section on a packet of contraceptive pills indicating when menstruation is due to start, this helps couples prepare for a possible drought or messy play.

Guy: What's the problem?
Girl: I'm nearly at the Red Zone on my pills!
Guy: Oh, that time again :s
Girl: Yeah, Red Zone

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Red Barren

the menses of an infertile woman

"It seems so unfair that Jill still has to endure her visits from Aunt Flo," Donald remarked sympathetically. "Doctors have assured her that she can never bear children, yet every month she is still obliged to have her date with the Red Barren."

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Red Rooster

an energy drink, a cheap version of "red bull," often served at night clubs and cheap corner stores.

man: yeh il have a red bull
*gets handed red rooster*
man: wtf is this? it tastes nasty

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