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When your doorbell rings and you somehow know, without looking, that it is a girlscout ready to sell you delicious, creamy, scrumptious Girl Scout cookies. Usually only fat people have this 6th sense
*Ding Dong*
Man: OMG that is a Girl Scout ring! I want my cookies
Woman: how do you know?
Man: I don't know, I just have a sense of the Girl Scout ring
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The current-time act of causing a burn on the butthole caused by lighing flatulence, usually with a lighter or match.
Lighting your farts could cause a burning ring of fire if improperly performed.
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The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.
When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.
F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!
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A peach ring that has been dampened.
Often used in party environments; At a party, friends pass around a bag of peach rings. One drops into a cup and wasn't noticed. a friend later says: "Look! There's a soggy peach ring."
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When a Mexican man fists a women in her vagina with snakes wrapped around his fist until she squirts and bleeds at the same time
Dad: don't try a Mexican boxing ring with your partner ok?
Son: no promises
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the light brown ring arround the end of ur dick ,it is the result of circumsision
brown ring of awesomeness
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It is when a man takes a piss while the ring of the toilet is down. The accuracy of men pissing is terrible, leading to the cause of getting urine all over the ring and just leaves it there. The "Gold Spotted Ring" is born.
1. "Dude, did you leave a Gold Spotted Ring on my toilet again?"
2. "I swear to God, I didn't!"
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