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The act of removing something unpleasant
"Man, I have this huge term paper about the economy due tomorrow. Furlough that shit."
What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.
I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.
A nasty dump with numerous strands of Shit that look like brown hair.
Eddie had the Taco feast last night & today He destroyed the toilet with a Hairy Shit!
The intestinal chaos caused by a bad case of COVID-19. Starts out feeling like indigestion and a few days later progresses to straight fuckin water. Explosive diarrhea is but a gently trickling stream compared to this VEI-8 anal eruption. It’s the Yellowstone of horrifying dumps. You’re unable to eat anything substantial during this time, so it will eventually progress to yellow brown butt pee which will make you long for the days of a normal trip to the can, and guzzle Gatorade like a parched, sweaty football player. By the time you recovery two weeks later, you’ll feel like you experienced George Brett’s meal at Kokomo’s every day for as long as you can remember, and you’ll have probably shit your pants two or three times since this nightmare began. Remember, it’s not a fart.
Remember when all the toilet paper ran out at the start of the pandemic? It was because of the Covid Shits.
The act of chronically defecating shortly before significant or even traumatic moments in one's life almost precognitive in nature. A foreboding bowel movement before shit goes straight to hell. Pun intended.
Ryan: "Yo you hear about that bomb threat at school this morning?"
Dave: "What? Dude I had the meanest feeling in my guts this morning before I left for the bus."
Ryan: " I think you have psychic shit, man."
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Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.
The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!
1: yo this chick threw her backpack at me and started cussing out the professor in 3rd
2: man she must have been on some psycho shit