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Taking pictures when u look like fucking shit!! A filthy hot mess.
Hey susan we have no makeup on and our hair is in ponytails... Lets take a shit shot!!
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When a straight guy is mastrubating on his bed and his cum shoots straight into his mouth that he has wide open with pleasure
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V. 1. not knowing what is going on
2. lack of intelligence after day and or night of drinking or smoking or both
3. lacking sense of reality
I forgot where we were going, im so shot out.
Hey im talking to you, You are so shot out.
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A man lies on his back and a woman lies on top of him in a 69 position with no underwear. A third person pours a shot of alcohol down her booty into the man’s mouth.
We all did sunflower shots in the hot tub last night.
I prefer sunflower shots over regular shots.
Didn't your mother tell you to wipe good, because you may be doing sunflower shots tonight?
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A wonderful scenario when you dowse your penis in alcohol, and receive oral sex; therefore, allowing you to perform intense anal sex.
Kris was skiing last night (giving hand jobs to two guys at once) and was drinking too much. He then did hot shots and, low and behold, it turned into an orgy.
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The Dirty Shot is one of the easiest ways to ruin somebody's night at a party. When you notice your rival has had a bit too much to drink, you replace his/her shot glass with one full of cum. Enjoy as you watch first looks of confusion and then looks of horror.
Bro #1 'dude did you see that asshole matt last night'
Bro #2 'ya i can't beleive that douche took a dirty shot'
Bro #1 'i hope he gets AIDS'
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A punch to the cooter.
Smashing the vagina with your fist.
She wouldn't put out so I gave her a burger shot.
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