second-hand smoke

the wafting smell from one stall to the next that occurs while moving one's bowels in a public restroom.

"Dude, that is nasty!"

"Yeah bro, and that's just the second-hand smoke you're getting. It's 10 times worse at ground zero."

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Angry Smoke Signal

When you are eating a girl out and sneak a drag of your cigarette in. You then blow the smoke up her pussy. You immediately start to fuck her, and use your shirt to blow smoke signals every time you let your dick out for some air.

Man I have to warn the others not to let Bobby in the back cause I'm fucking his girlfriend. Think man think..... Ah yes! The angry smoke signal never fails.

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Smoke the man pipe

To give a blow job.

Ant: hey lads what you up to tonight. Mike: probably go to pub and watch the match Kris: I am going pub and watching the match. Dean: I am going to smoke the man pipe!

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smell like smoke

How your wife/girlfriend/significant other describes the odor emanting from your clothes and every pore of your body after you go to a strip joint and didn't tell her.

Code for going to a strip club. What you say to your bro when you are discussing going to a strip club and not telling your wife/GF/SO.

Wife/GF/SO: You smell like smoke. Did you got to a strip joint?
Husband/BF/SO: Uhhh, what? Strip club? No, uh, my boss was smoking and I had to stand near him. Uh, I need to take a shower honey, love ya.

Guy 1: Bro, let's go smell like smoke!
Guy 2: I'm there.

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Smoking that Zooknee pack

when you fuck up Zooknee - taking constant L's

"pass me that Zooknee pack" Smoking that Zooknee pack

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start to smoke marijuana

a subliminal message in a song by Queen.

when you play the song "Another One Bites the Dust" and hit the chorus on reverse, that is the message being expressed to us.

another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust... *goes into reverse* ... start to smoke marijuana, start to smoke marijuana!

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Smoking The Birth Cigar

High Brow term for fellatio. Often accompanied by its rarely used cunnilingus counterpart "Swallowing The Placenta."

When was the last time someone smoked your birth cigar?

Dude! I just walked in on the new chick smoking the birth cigar!

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