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Scenario friend is on the toilet taking a crap and it stinks tell him to"Put some whater on that shit!"
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Explanation to life's questions that can not be anwsered. Anwser to everything.
Me: Hey! I feel something behind me!*turns back* Nobody here.I need some more pie!
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The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation
Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages
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the new "and then i found five dollars"
an expression used to salvage a bad story
"so yeah i had this dream and you were in it and we were in this car but it looked really weird and there was a talking fish and it was just like...woah......"
-silence-
....and then i totally stabbed some guy
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When you've had a hard day and you just think to yourself, "Damn, I need some meatballs.".
(Will is pooped on by a bird)
Will: Damn, I need some meatballs.
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A phrase used when a woman loves the way a man has sex with her.
When I heard my mom blurt out "daddy give me some more", I was planning on how to be a good big brother.
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When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.
Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .
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