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after a massive star explodes it becomes a black hole
it is the most powerful thing in the freakin universe you just cant escape him
I wont talk of hypermassive black holes cuz I can.
short version they are more big than the galaxy
A: i hope our sun never become a black hole (space)
B:yea i will not allow that I will lose my beach!
99 agents of space is a group of people on a game called Holdfast: Nations at war.
1: You're apart of 99 agents of space?
2: Yeah!
1: Me too!
To trip balls
John: Is he gonna be ok
Tom: Yeah, he’s just folding time and space
When you ride your girl like a roller coaster all the way into space.
Ahmed performed the sacred space coaster 69 last night. He was never seen again.
When you are too lazy to name your rocket in KSP...
My friend: yo that rocket's so cool what is it called
Me: Untitled Space Craft
The Mexican Space Program is a porta-potty company. It is the source of hundreds if not thousands of Mexican Space Shuttles.
Dude 1: I work at the Mexican Space Program.
Dude 2: Do the jets run on Taco Bell's Fire sauce?
When you blow finely powdered opium into someone's asshole and they fart it out, resulting in an historically offensive cloud resembling the result of many (i.e. failed) Chinese spacecraft launches.
Your sister and I arranged a Chinese space launch for 08:00.