Come to Jesus talk

A serious talk between two or more people where the person's performance, or attitude, or involvement in the work (or in the relationship) is in need of improving. The talk is meant to save the soul of the receiver so that he or she makes a full change for the better. Often between a person of authority and the subordinates (teacher-student; coach-team), and often uses emotional arguments to get the person to change.

Our professor gave us that come to Jesus talk today. He said we were performing poorly, lacked the right drive to complete the task. He said that he was working hard, trying to make good lesson plans but we were just lazy. The worst part was when he said that he felt that he wasn't a good teacher because we clearly didn't respect him as a teacher.

Talk-walker

A talk-walker is a person who has no personal moral conviction that dictates their actions, rather, they draw upon the moral fiber of others that they see around them who they admire as "edgy," "independent," "hipster," or "original." The result is an avowed affinity to things like vegetarianism, vegan cookies, five grain pancakes, and vanilla yogurt. Another common symptom is wearing outdoor performance clothing in settings where this is completely unnecessary, and claiming that winter camping can be an 'enjoyable' experience.

Waitress: "What can I get for you?"
Bryan (Common talk-walker name due to the edgy 'y' spelling: "I'll have the five-grain pancakes, please."
Waitress: "Actually, nobody actually orders them because everybody knows they are terrible, we just put them on the menu to attract talk-walkers into the restaurant."

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Talk to Winston Churchill

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)

"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

we need to talk

You are screwed.

"George, we need to talk. Are you cheating on me?"
"Fuck."

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Talk me down

To talk someone down, in an act to make them not do something. Most likely something harmful or life threatening, like suicide. To talk someone down off the metaphorical cliff they stand on.

I was on the brink of just ending it all, but my friend came and talked me down.

I have talked someone down from suicide.

I really just need someone to talk me down.

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half time talk

The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.

Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.

Nerd Talk

Anybody who disagrees with her lord and highness, the almighty Sunkiss.

Sunkiss: "OmfG9z!111 (SOME of) yuo peepol r talkin teh nerd talk!!11"

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