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When you're nearing the end of your work week, still on the clock, and you spend your last precious moments productively seated on a toilet letting your excretory system gets some exercise. A foolproof method to greeting the weekend, now that you've made your money and gone on one final business trip to the bathroom.
"We all begrudgingly attended the 4pm meeting on Friday, that is except for Jared. He had to meet with the toilet for a 40th hour dump."
Masturbating in a lawn chair while your partner empties their bowels on top of your head from a considerable height, such as the roof of a three story building. The weight of the payload in combination with gravity and velocity results in an instant orgasm when directed at the crown of the human head.
Sebastian clenched his teeth as he feverishly masturbated and skeeted all over himself after convincing his girlfriend to shit onto his head from the roof of their apartment building, thus administering a Cleveland Dump Truck.
Technically-To fuck a girl in the ass. Can also be loosely translated for tradition intercourse. Can also be more broadly defined as messing with someone.
Steve: She is so fucking hot! Johnny: Totally...I want to dump it in her pail!
To take your laptop computer with you into the bathroom and surf the internet while taking a dump.
I took the biggest wi-fi dump today while bidding on e-bay.
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This sexual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. A presidential dumptruck is the combination of an Abe Lincoln and the traditional dump truck. Once the male has ejaculated in the female's mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female's face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.
Holy Shit guys! I just heard that Mike gave Sherry a presidential dump truck last night. How the hell did he pull that off?!
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A formal request for a female to display her breasts to everyone in the room.
Sally asked me for a ride home. I said yea maybe if you DUMP YOUR TITS !
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A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.
Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!
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