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When you punch someone in the stomach after they've told you that they have to poop.
Karen dump punched Billy after he told her he had to shit.
When a man and a woman are having anal sex, the woman backs up to the mans penis
Man 1: we were in bed, and she comes right back at me with her dump truck!
Man 2: sweet!
Breaking up with someone via text message of instant messenger service.
Cindy was so smothering, man i had to take an SMS Dump on her
the biggest shyt you'll evr take and its so hard to get out your anus you die from struggling.
Dude 1: Dude i almost had a death dump
Dude 2: omg i feel bad for you
This sexual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. A presidential dumptruck is the combination of an Abe Lincoln and the traditional dump truck. Once the male has ejaculated in the female's mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female's face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.
Holy Shit guys! I just heard that Mike gave Sherry a presidential dump truck last night. How the hell did he pull that off?!
A formal request for a female to display her breasts to everyone in the room.
Sally asked me for a ride home. I said yea maybe if you DUMP YOUR TITS !
A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.
Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!