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Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off
The stronger nut of the two, and very high in nutritional value.
I love eating a good left nut!
Very astute point Candice! What do you think? Do you think it just shifted up one level of abstraction? Is that what happened? No? Cus that would be my thing. That would be the thing I said and have been saying for years.
Hym "RIGHT AGAIN SHIT-BRAINZ! God, my brainz are just so fucking powerful! How do I do it!? How is it possible for a man t- Oh right I'm a genius... Sorry. I forget sometimes! I genuinely forget that I'm that wildy-intelligent. Slavery never left. And what's worse is that it exists at MULTIPLE levels of abstraction. Your minds have ALSO been inslaved. How, you ask? The existence of the memetic sub-network and our awareness of it creates the impetus for the CURATION OF SAID SUBNETWORK! And WHO is the CURATOR!? Oh... I don't know... Probably some ABSTRACT AUTHORITY! But who? What do we call it?
When you're not acting right as an individual.
Person 1: Bro, I was acting left af last night.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Bc I wasn't right.
The worst offensive football play ever called in the history of mankind.
No way, coach just called Naked Left with the game on the line, this is not going to go well.
The opposite of "You right"
Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn
A faction of the American political left that is so intensely focused on purity-testing and moral posturing that electoral success and movement-building are thrown out the window.
Hating AOC because she—one out of over four hundred representatives—has not yet enacted Medicare for All after two months in the majority is one of the hallmarks of a member of the aesthetic left.