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Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank
Just whacking the nozzle against the pump.
Moving your ass whether it be at work, home or even in church
Me: Hey Sharon how are you today?
Sharon: FUCKING AWESOME, I'VE BEEN PUMPING ASS ALL MORNING!
Me: ummm... that's good..
A man that loves taxes, Twisted Teas, and not answering his phone or texts
Hey Pump Bag, bring me a Mango White Claw please.
When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands
A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!
B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.
When you're eating out a dead chick and someone jumps on her stomach!
He was going to town on the corpse we just dug up. So I decided to get the sewer pumping!
Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.
“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”
You'd get the cocky, beat up the puss..MEOW
Your backdoors would get smashed in. You'll get a pumping to your bloodclat fi iyah
'Pumping to your bloodclart' is a way of saying I'd commit sexual practices with another adult