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A man covers his wee-wee with chilli then fucks a girl anally. Then makes her suck the shitty-chilli.
"She said i wasn't hot enough, so i gave her the willy con carne" -Brian
"Duuuuuuude" -Andy
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excessively kicking it
see Andrew Timbrook while releaving himself, big willy style.
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A 1971 movie that stars Gene Wilder who plays the character of Willy Wonka a candy maker who is in search of an heir to his factory and fortune. He hosts a compitition by placing five golden tickets under five wonka bars.This was remade in 2005 staring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka
I found a golden ticket and I am going to Willy Wonka's factory
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Statement applicable to any person who has dropped alcohol in favor of marijuana
I love gin but it makes me violent and stupid. Therefore, as a gesture to both my girlfriend and my local PD, I've gone Willie Nelson in 2008.
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This is a man who says "Oh my god" and "You're kiddin' me" a lot. He dances like Carlton, mostly to the song "Apache" by Sugar Hill Gang. He eats excessive amounts of White Castles and irons his underwear and socks every day.
"Oh my god, I'm a regular willy lump lump. I can't wait to go to White Castle today, right after I finish ironing these tidy whiteys. I hope I hear "Tonto, jump on it" in the car on the way there!"
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Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.
But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)
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