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When a girl makes a guy eat her beaver after she has been using a public toilet and hasn't wiped and then slaps him in the face and says, "Who is your Canadian momma, Bitch!?"
Guy 1: "So, I heard about Janet showing you Canada's History. "
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"
uhhhh .... Glen Beck is a "retard" pronounced the way they did it in THe Hangover
idk .... COLBERT REPORT!
Canada's History "Stephen Colbert"
May-14-1902 Nova Scotia. A Samquanch ate 14 Canadian babies.
Historical Fact Canada's History
Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!
"The future of canada's history looks alot brighter than that broke ass neighbor to the south!"
The theory that if no one gave a shit about something, it couldn't have existed in the first place.
"Well according to 'The Canada Law', Lil' Jimmy wasn't actually stabbed. No one gave a single fuck about him."
The author of this definition asserts that his parents hail from Canada.
He is a moron. Management finally got smart and he Got Demoted to Canada.