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fortune cookie

An overweight person bending in any direction. Refers to the similarity of the take-out dessert and the pinched skin between folds visible above the jeans or below the shirt.

The fortune cookie in front of me at Regal clearly did not need extra butter.

by Gee Dee Bee January 7, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


filch a cookie

to get in a gurls pants or to get her to give it up

person one: did u get any last night?...
Person two: hell yea bitch...i filched her cookie!

by DJWeezy July 21, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bake Cookies

the act of smoking marijuana in a secretive realistic way

Hey there Nana, lets bake cookies?

by RebeccaCepeda August 4, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cookies and Cream

Having anal sex with a girl condom-less then cumming in her mouth, thus creating a cookies and cream like mixture in her mouth

that chick totally wants me to give her some cookies and cream

by stewartMalc September 1, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tough cookie

Someone who frequently gets erections and won't shut up about it

Stop being such a tough cookie and stfu! nobody gives a fuck about your erect penis!

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

39๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie jar

aka "cj", "cookie"

a man who allows his French food obsessed girlfriend to insert cookies into his anus as a form of intimacy and/or as a way to induce a bowel movement

I love Kwitchee so much, I think I'll be her cookie jar tonight. Who knows, it might even help me poop more than once a week.

by kwitchee March 7, 2010

34๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


horse cookie

where you put horse cookies in your mouth horse cookies are horse poop

man 1: hey look at that guy over there putting horse cookies in his motuh
man 2:mmmm i love my horse cookies

by bernice bumbble bee April 23, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž