Stubbed toe

The worst form of pain other than menstrual cramps. Even bill cipher doesn't think that form of pain is hilarious.

Person 1: OH GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT!
Person 2: Dude, it's just a stubbed toe.

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Toe head

A wet wipe with no hair and his head looks like a Toe. He buys birds presents because he’s a snake i.e a dressing gown for some stink in Austria

Mike Hill is a Toe Head

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Witch Toe

A painful muscle spasm, usually in the large toes, that causes your toes to bend upwards as if they are about to curl.

I was lying in bed and damn...I had some mad Witch Toes and had to walk 'em off!

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Moldy toes

Imagine a crusty dusty coochie smellin rat fart lookin pipe. It’s literally that but on your foot. Go take a bath<3

Can I lick your moldy toes king Julian

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Toe Hooking

While having intercourse Doggy Style, The partner "giving" grabs both feet and inserts the big toe of each foot into the mouth. Then lets go of the feet and allows the toes to pull againts the rim of the mouth. Thus forming the "hook"

My lover and I enjoy Toe Hooking eachother

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Nigga toes

A niggas toes

Dayum. He got some good nigga toes

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Manmel Toe

The protruding object created when a man wears pants that are extremely tight in the crotch (usually jeans). The object is created by the crotch seam riding exactly between both testicles. The resulting "toe" is one testicle lying to the right (or left) with the other testicle lying to the left (or right) along with the rest of a mans "junk". This is considerred the male version of the female "Camel Toe". Usually very poular among "Cowboy" types.

"Wow, look at the Manmel Toe that redneck is sporting".

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