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Playing songs on the Touch Tune app as a tribute to someone in the bar
I just Touch Tuned her because she is 🔥
The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.
She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.
The time that you have pulled the hottest girl of your life and she has taken you back to her apartment, but you are so drunk that you fully shit yourself as you are undressing in front of her.
I thought I was only touching cloth and might still get away with having sex with the hot girl. But then I realised I was touching Davenorte
Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.
His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.
Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.
Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.
When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.