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Professional Friends

Large groups of individuals that hang out together on weekday (Workday) nights at late hours. They can either be a group of friends in a strange place on weekday evenings or several driving together in a planned pattern maybe themselves seem "Professional"

Person 1 - "Hey look at all those people, why are they out here on a wednesday night?"

Person 2 - "They are professional friends, that's why!"

by Tigrez May 28, 2009

40๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Real Friends

Originated with Andrew and Brandon from Grand Island Nebraska.

"Real Friends" is used to a describe a friendship between two people that completely understand each other. It's the upper echelon of all friendships and is even ranked above the relationship. Keep in mind though that the "real friends" are not gay, it's just that their friendship is so strong that even a heterosexual relationship between a couple cannot compared to the strength of this friendship.

Andrew: Hey man, I told her I loved her but I had to hang out with you on Saturday instead of her

Brandon: Real friends dude, Real Friends

Andrew: You know it!

by sure13 April 10, 2007

62๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


sister-friend

Your bestesting friend. Better than any friend. Who's been your friend for so long you might as well be sisters. You hate her you love her. She's your sister.

I have to make my sister-friend my maid of honor at my wedding or she'll kill me!

by Dancingmelissa August 15, 2005

79๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


just friends

Good enough to hang out with but not good enough to fuck (usually due to lack of good looks). A step up is friends with benefits which is good enough to fuck but not good enough to date (usually due to lack of social/economic status).

Ahmed: "You get anywhre with that girl? You must! She was alone at your place all night!"

Ping: "Nah, she'd rather be just friends. Said so herself! I did see that she was wearing a green g-string when she reached over for another glass of the Champagne!"

by 30' something March 21, 2007

66๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Safe Friend

โ€“noun
1. A person that is likable in all areas BUT starting any sort of serious relationship with them.

2. Someone you tell all your dark secrets to, bounce ideas off of, or ask for advice in any topic because they're always listening, and there for you when you need them; often thought of as a homosexual - but not.

Female 1: "I've been feeling a lot better since {insert random male name here} and I have been talking... He listens and has such good feedback!"

Female 2: "So your falling for him then?"

Female 1: "Oh gosh, no, not at all! Why would you say that?"

Female 2: "Ahh, I see, he's your safe friend too then. Yeah, I always bounce stuff off of him... good guy... do you think he's gay?"

Female 1: "I don't think so... he asked me out but I just said that it wouldn't feel right and declined..."

Female 2: "Yeah..."

by Sillick April 4, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wanna be friends

Dangerous words spoken by youtube comment bots . These words seem like that the channel is self promoting, but really is going to hack you if you reply to the comment. Logan is the king of these comments.

Me: uploads new video
Logan: Wanna Be Friends?

by JarvisBanned June 7, 2020

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Just a Friend

A kind phrase that is said to end a relationship with another person. However, that person doesn't actually intend to become friends with the person he or she is breaking up with. Another way of perceiving this phrase is: "I'll talk to you today, but I don't intend to see or talk to you ever again."

"I know we've been going out for a couple of months, but I can't see you anything more than Just a Friend."

by Elmer March 31, 2005

110๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž