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The name of the pacifist wise man (or woman) that can be found in every city.
"Did you see that creepy old lady?" "Ya man, she was totally the LA War Oracle!"
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The war between llamas and alpacas, based on the extent of the awesomeness between the two. Named the war of the cammelids because that is the family of species both the llama and the alpaca belong to.
Gregory: The war of the cammelids is a dumb war, because llamas are the so much better than alpacas
Joe: You must be on crack, alpacas are better
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When Facebook friends share humorous, insulting, and distasteful post on one another’s Facebook wall, resulting in the more intelligent as the victor.
Tom’s post was brilliant! Clearly, Kim should have known better than to have started a Facebook War with him.
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The skidmark you leave when you're titty fucking a chick and your bare asshole scrapes across her stomach.
Remind me not to titty fuck my girlfriend after taco night- there was war paint all up and down that bitches abdomen.
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Driving around to find and use people’s wireless printers. printing useless stuff, maybe goatse, or directions on how to secure their network.
bob: lets go war printing coupons for free butt plugs tonight
joe: where the free butt plugs at?
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When someone is referring to themselves as being bigger and better than the other person. It metaphorically is expressed in the size of one's "cock." This is not to be confused with a pissing contest.
"I am a girl, but MY cock is bigger than YOUR cock." "Jenna is a better manager than you. BOOM. She just won the cock war."
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A reality show created by Rebecca Romijn on 2014, which featured body painting. It's the most fucking amazing show. Watch it.
Skin Wars is good.
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