purple jesus rodeo

An alcoholic drink comprising of 1/2 everclear, 1/2 grape NOS energy drink and purple (grape) cool aid mix, plus 2 caffeine tablets all put into one standard red plastic cup.

the name comes from the following:

Purple: because the drink is purple in color
Jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
Rodeo: because you'll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be prone to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you're in a rodeo

GUY #1 oh man what happened last night?
GUY #2 dude you drank one Purple Jesus Rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
GUY #3 Yeah then you passed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
GUY #1 NICE!

Purple Haze

A strain of cannabas that isn't actually purple in fact actually lime green. Purple Haze has to be one of the top 3 best strains of marijuana.The taste is fruity and the odor isn't a marijuana smell it's actually perfumish. Only people with money can afford purple haze.

"Purple Haze have you higher than the clouds no lie!"

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Who is your purple?

Your purple is somebody who is there for you when you need it. Somebody who can make you smile even when you're mad. A person you're most comfortable with. Someone who loves you just because you are YOU.

“Who is your purple?“ My purple is you, Ritchie.

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Purple Spaghetti Story

A Purple Spaghetti Story is an unnecessarily long, convoluted joke which feels more like a story and ends with a unrelated, usually familiar punch line. Sometimes also called a Shaggy Dog Story - although purple spaghetti stories involve … spaghetti vs dogs.

Over dinner, Richard told his nephews, Aaron and Zack his famous " Purple Spaghetti Story about his son, Jeremy getting sent to the principal’s office for passing notes in class. In this version of the story, Jeremy was expelled from school even though all the note said was “Purple Spaghetti”. By the time Richard was finished with the thirty-minute meandering diatribe, the boys had fallen asleep and missed the punch line about “looking both ways before you cross the street”.

Who’s your Purple?

Purple is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you’ve put them through a lot.

“So who’s your purple?”, “you’re my purple Tehilla.”

Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

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purple eyeball

when a hernea shows through a mans shirt

dude did you see his purple eyeball

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