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A really shit band that nobody likes.
They have messed up hair.
And 10-year-old girls have crushes on them.
They have shit muscles.
Why don't we are really shit!
Look at those muscles! what muscles that guy is part of why don't we.
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^^How to make a nerd cry in 4 words;
The 10th Doctor is dying and regenerating. Tennant improvises:
"I don't wanna go."
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When someone complains, you respond with this. It means something like "Oh, just look at my situatuion."
Friend: "Aw, dangit. I barely get paid anything. I wish I got paid more."
You: "Don't corrupt your horses. I just got laid off."
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Movie made in in the late 80s, available for free on most free on demand channels on dish and cable. Plots features 2 cops, one of which is the main character, who is fucking his cop-buddys wife of which there is one scene of a barn-fuck and then the criminals who had escaped from jail kill both the mistress and the cop buddy and hold hostage the family of our hero.
Faced with a dilemma and out of bullets, he resorts to going to the shed where he pulls out his bow and arrow, welds a mask and body armour out of a shovel's head and proceeds to dominate the said criminals in a robin hood style matchup.
bob- Man i watched Don't turn out the light last night
sally- any good?\
bob- nah, it was terrible, unless you want a softcore porno, and even then its not very good.
sally- then why did you watch it?
bob- it was free on my ondemand channel.
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The act of leaving your concert ticket at home while forcing a car full of metal heads to drive out of the way, which could have been prevented if said ticket were placed in one's wallet.
Hey Noey, don't bend my ticket! I just want to see Into Eternity.
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1. The act of putting down someones idea.
2. see. raining on someones parade.
Franklin: What if the Stratosphere adversely impacted the sukchosephere?
Rodney: Fuck You're stupid.
Franklin: Don't Shit On My Crown
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