Don't quit your dayjob

A way of saying that you shouldn't quit you job if you're really bad at something.

When a (girl/boy)friend does something he/she is really bad at you say "Don't quit your dayjob", so they don't think they can make any money on it.

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Why don't we

A really shit band that nobody likes.

They have messed up hair.
And 10-year-old girls have crushes on them.
They have shit muscles.

Why don't we are really shit!
Look at those muscles! what muscles that guy is part of why don't we.

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Don't turn out the light

Movie made in in the late 80s, available for free on most free on demand channels on dish and cable. Plots features 2 cops, one of which is the main character, who is fucking his cop-buddys wife of which there is one scene of a barn-fuck and then the criminals who had escaped from jail kill both the mistress and the cop buddy and hold hostage the family of our hero.

Faced with a dilemma and out of bullets, he resorts to going to the shed where he pulls out his bow and arrow, welds a mask and body armour out of a shovel's head and proceeds to dominate the said criminals in a robin hood style matchup.

bob- Man i watched Don't turn out the light last night
sally- any good?\
bob- nah, it was terrible, unless you want a softcore porno, and even then its not very good.
sally- then why did you watch it?
bob- it was free on my ondemand channel.

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Don't corrupt your horses

When someone complains, you respond with this. It means something like "Oh, just look at my situatuion."

Friend: "Aw, dangit. I barely get paid anything. I wish I got paid more."
You: "Don't corrupt your horses. I just got laid off."

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I don't wanna go

10th Doctor's last words

^^How to make a nerd cry in 4 words;
The 10th Doctor is dying and regenerating. Tennant improvises:
"I don't wanna go."

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Don't bend my ticket

The act of leaving your concert ticket at home while forcing a car full of metal heads to drive out of the way, which could have been prevented if said ticket were placed in one's wallet.

Hey Noey, don't bend my ticket! I just want to see Into Eternity.

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Don't Shit On My Crown

1. The act of putting down someones idea.
2. see. raining on someones parade.

Franklin: What if the Stratosphere adversely impacted the sukchosephere?
Rodney: Fuck You're stupid.
Franklin: Don't Shit On My Crown

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