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Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!
Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!
When you think of something, you didn’t create the content, toilet did.
A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.
“Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish”
“RIP grandma”
Toilet: The most used the to go to the restroom. A life saver.
Girl: Mom! I need to use the toilet!
Mom: Sure honey.
Girl: Ok!
A place in every suburban home where people go when poop (or pee) is about to be shot out of their butts like a rocket.
i have to poop so bad! i need to go to the toilet!
Your younger sibling
Or POFS
My toilet lil bro is the most POFS on the planet
A bowl you-Eh you know what I'm just gonna stop here.
Moooooooommmm I dropped your phone in the toilet.
A beautiful place were people can shit,piss,and even vomet!!!
Jimmy:are u ready?
Bob:wait...I need to go to paradise aka the toilet