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Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.
His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.
Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.
Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.
When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
Often used to imply that a person will touch another person, (vro), usually consensual and the actions performed are considered freaky.
1. If you don't stop right now I'm gonna touch you vro
2. I'm gonna touch you vro
3. Don't make me touch you vro.
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something that gamer girls/ guys don't do
hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!
the equivalent of sex
Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass
Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
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something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol
Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass