train track wack

The act of masturbaiting on a railroad while a train is coming in the hopes to finish on the windshield of the train.

Jim: I heard Tommy completed the train track wack yesterday and lost an arm

Bob: Small price to pay for such a title

tokyo train wreck

when two or more girls/women of asian descent are penetrated harshly from the back while in the "wheel barrow race" position. They are pushed towrds each other at high rates of speed until a collission occurs. The men then cum on the heap of bodies until they are satisfied.

"I just watched the craziest porno where 10 guys caused a tokyo train wreck and came on the girls faces!"

ride the bullet train

when you could do one of two things: either face the consequences or put a gun to your head and snuff it.

Joey: What do you think I should do?

Frank: Well, you could either go to jail for 7 years and do your time or ride the bullet train.

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the midnight meat train

a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.

"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."

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All Night Train

When you go on a cocaine binge that lasts more than 24 hours straight.

The doctor said I will die if I don't stop riding that All Night Train.

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louisiana coal train

when a man gets a peekera shit peeking out of the asshole then goes and sun dries the dingle berry until hardened then inserts shit into a womans vagina withe the dried feces still in the asshole

your pussy smells like shit susie
yeah i know just got a louisiana coal train
oh shit!
shit is right

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louisiana train whistle

A sexual act in which helium is pumped into the rectum of someone. Once the colon is filled with helium, the "whistler" then sucks the gas out of the sphincter, and procedes to talk in a high pitched voice.

The addition of Cajun seasonings to the asshole causes this act to be known as a "Cajun-Louisiana Train Whistle."

Suzie couldn't quite laughing after Frank gave her a rather exhilirating Louisiana Train Whistle; his high-pitched joked afterwards was even funnier.

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