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A really shitty car that still runs
Victors gold turd is so shitty that he crashed it on purpose
Caity Turd is beautiful and kind. Caity is a gal you can always count on to be there no matter what. She pushes her own feelings aside for others, and is always someone to rely on. She is sexy smart and wonderful. SHESSSS MINEEEEE BACK OFFFFFFF BEACHHHHHH
Caity turd is talans
Turd tickle: nailing someone in the butt.
She's such a skank that I wouldn't even turd tickle her!
The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.
Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.
A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
An alternate name for a sewer.
After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”
The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
When your cat or dog attempts to dislodge a dingleberry by dragging their starfish butthole across the floor.
Hey man, what's your cat doing to the floor?
He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.