ur mom is a cum

worst them ur granny tranny, but not as strong as ur family tree lgbt

Carlos: ur granny tranny
Pedro: ur mom is a com
*Carlos goes back to Mexico while his fce melts by the power of ur mom is a cum

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Ur Mom and Dad gay together

This is the ultimate win whenever you are in a intellectual argument with another human being and you have already used “Ur mom gay” and he came back with “No u”.

You: but Ur Mom gay lol
College Professor: No u
You: Ur Mom and Dad gay together
College Professor: *Speechless*

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Ur Family Tree LGBT

The imortal brethren of the “ur...” jokes DO NOT USE LIGHTLY YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE SEVERE PTSD THEY CAN DIE IN STANTLY IF THEY ARE A NORMIE

Joe: u smell like ass
Jim: ur mom gay

Joe: ur dad lesbian

Jim: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT

*joe dies of herpes and other stds, legs explode, then face implodes then the rest of his body!!!! Fucking dies!!!!

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Ur Family Tree LGBT

One of the worst, most downright, twisted comebacks known to human kind. can only be countered by "No U" and "Ur nazi buzzy".

Josh: Ur mom gae
Daniel: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur Granny Tranny
Daniel: Ur uncky Funky
Josh: Ur Sister a mister
Daniel: * Falls to his knees* I am sorry...... UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!!!
Josh: Ur- NANI?! *Banish to th Realm of Darkness*

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Ur Mom Da Bomb

Originated From Ur Mom Gay, Ur Granny A Tranny, Ur Sister A Mister. But This Is More Deadly, This Word Compliments Your Moms Vagina And How Bomb Her Pussy Was, Beware If A Ten Year Old Minecraft Virgin Says This To You As You Will Die And Descend To Hell.

Matt: Ur Mom Gay lol
Minecraft Virgin: No U
Matt: Ur Granny A Tranny
Minecraft Virgin; ur Mom Da Bomb
Matt * Descends Into Hell And Is Raped By Ten Year Old Minecraft Youtubers

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ratio + L = ur mom

When you want to majorly roast someone. Someone being a jerk? Tell them this! It’s honestly like really offensive, so use it with caution.

Hey, you! You’re stinky! Grr.

Oh yeah?! Well Ratio + L = ur mom HAHHAHAHA LOLLLLLLLLLL

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cum it up ur ass

instead of telling someone to fuck off, u tell then to "cum it up their ass"

gary: ur gay man

jeff: get some bread

gary: how bout u cum it up ur ass cunt

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