cheese cunt

When a girl's panties are soaked in cum and oozes out like melted cheese

Man my girl had cheese cunt before I even touched her.

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Sweet Cheese

Sweet Cheese is a phrase meaning "okay," or "cool."

Roommate: "Hey man, the leftover ramen from last night is in the fridge."

You: "Sweet cheese!"

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Tough Cheese

Tough: Sarcastic version of tough
Cheese: Head honcho, thinks he's all that

To describe or call someone after they brag about something meaningless.

Word to use instead of saying, "that guy thinks he's the shit."

Joe: I just ate the biggest sandwich!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

or

Joe: I just got the best score on this video game!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

or

Joe: I'm going to knock him out!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

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Trucker Cheese

n. The residue consisting of dead skin cells, dirt, and grease left behind by a person's hands; most commonly found on the steering wheel of semi-trucks. Also found on escalator handrails, in stairwells (where individuals run their hands along the wall), on CB radios, and office chairs.

I sat in his chair and you should have seen the trucker cheese on the arm rests.

Did you see the trucker cheese on that wall? I could have scraped it off with a spatula.

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Frumunda cheese

Cheese from under your balls.

WOW! I just scraped up a whole finger nail load of frumunda!

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chips and cheese

The perfect dish to buy after a night out on the piss. Usually available for around 2 sheets. Often eaten draped in pakora sauce.

Sid, can I have some chips and cheese.

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cheese and rice

for those people unfortunate enough to go to a religious school where you can't use the lord's name in vain, this sounds exactly the same.

(shit happens)
"cheese and rice!"

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