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celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.
friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.
A woman beater is someone who baits, calls his partner names and then when she retaliate it gives him an excuse in his mind to strangle, attack, suffocate, throw down stairs and to smash her belongings Then he rings his mother and friends and makes out she is crazy so no one will believe her.
Ryan Hartill is a woman beater and an abuser. He beat his girl friend and called her names about her body and looks after she had breast cancer.
A fine ass anime tiddy bitty named Tabatha who’s apparently pretty good with her hands.
“Damn why is everything always falling apart around here? My doofenshmirtz inatorinator just blew to smithereens….whateva I’ll just buy a new one.”
“You must not have a strong independent woman around to fix it for you. Crying shame.”
A girl that has not hit adulthood Usually an adolescent girl
The young woman is boy crazy
"Steve wears a wig and calls himself Susan now, he's a transgender woman."
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A human female. Generally adult.
Bigot: that's a transgender woman.
Woman: you mean a woman?
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A placeholder name for Alexa or Siri to avoid activating them
“My kid won’t stop screaming at our Alexa, it’s driving me crazy.”
“Playing Driving Me Crazy from Spotify”
“You’ve woke The Faceless Woman”