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If ever I should find you:
*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.
*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.
*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".
*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.
*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.
*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.
*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.
*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.
*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.
*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.
*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.
*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.
*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.
*I promise you will know you are loved.
If I ever find you…
Life changes. I will never lose hope.
These, my promises.
A greeting meant for only the elites of Philadelphia. The highest class possible greeting known to Man or even Cats for that matter.
Philanice to meet you, Mr. Smith, were you witness to last nights Seventy-Sixers game?
You aite is told from one person to another. Usually by common definition this means that “you aite”. But for certain people you aite is the highest honor one can achieve. It means you are cool, a good friend, appreciated, and you are irreplacable. Being aite in the eyes of many is being one of a kind, something one sees only once in their lives.
Imma compliment you
Okay bet
You aite
When someone says something fkd up but could still be funny to you, on the inside you just know bro fkd up for pointin out something like that
Bro:That bih so skinny youd be hittin bones if u clapped
Jaishoin:man yo ass wrong for that 😭
Or
Jaishoin: Bro you wrong for that
Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse
Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD
person 1, you don't half talk shite you do
Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
Used when someone says or does something very stupid
Person 1:Iphone 6 is worth more than the new samsung!
Person 2:Do you have a brain dislocation?