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Man Cactus

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer

Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".

Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.

by Steamtronic January 31, 2014


MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS

OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

by QUACKMIESTA June 2, 2022


My man

Character of Rick and Morty who plays a postman that can only say โ€œmy manโ€

My man

by Ethan Dolan's wife February 5, 2018


my man

my man my man my man my man .

" Guess what , that's my man ! "

by 1700brazzyy . February 10, 2023


my man

MY MAN IS MY MAN, don't touch my man, don't talk to my man, and DO NOT try to get wit my man because my man is MY man. keyword: MY๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’•

Random bitch-you see him over there, Aryana?
Aryana- yea. that's my man๐Ÿ’•

by Yana bearr ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’• June 15, 2024


My man

My man is like , MINE! So don't EVER talk or touch my man because hands will be thrown. ON MY MF SOUL๐Ÿ˜˜

"Aryana sure does love mikey"
"Of course i do. Df. That's MY man"

by Yana bearr ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’• June 15, 2024


My man

my man is a slang for a boy you are talking to/dating. whatsoever, you call him my man because you are delusianol.

"girl have you seen my man!"

by draee May 16, 2023