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A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.
I could go for a BBQ bacon burger
I'm-a be a one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse.
The best doggie ever so cute and is so much better than u. So u can suck it cause he is amazing
Omg nice man is so much cuter than u
The dude who serves the hood and supplies to street dealers and mid level dealers.
Friend: Yo, I need some zaza.
Me: I’m the brick man I got you.